Math Sure Is Dumb

This has been an interesting evening, chock full of friendship, baked spaghetti, and math! but right now I am only focusing on friendship and math. I'll have to start all of this by attempting to share with you just how stupid I am when it comes to math. When I look at numbers, nothing means anything, I'm just bored and want to go home. I succeed in my share of subjects, and math just isn't one of them. My friend Jeremy picked up on this as we were studying for SAT math (the bane of my existence) when I said, "I'm smart but me and math are dumb" (an at least somewhat self-deprecatory assertion). Now believe me, I'm not some megalomaniac, I was just joking around. Well it so happens that my friend Jeremy is an actual math genius who hates math as much as I do, and as soon the words passed my lips, he went to town mathematically proving that math is "dumber than dumb" based on my tongue-in-cheek claim. I think his work is genius, and so that you all may see I'll copy it down in all its glory.

Since "Chris = smart" and "Chris + math = dumb," then "math = dumb-Chris" and therefore "math = dumb-smart." Because "smart > dumb" and "math = dumb - smart," "math = < dumb," which means "math < dumb." THEREFORE MATH IS DUMBER THAN DUMB.

Have a math person check this, you'll find it's a sound evaluation.
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